[Mishmash] Patriotic Duty

[Fred Atkinson]

MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY.

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
other
than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.

So next Saturday at 3 pm. eastern daylight time all American women are asked
to walk
out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood
terror-
ists.  Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to
prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think it's okay to see
nude women, other than their wife and to show support for all American
women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is
further proof of your anti-muslim sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America!!


It is your patriotic duty to pass this on