[Mishmash] FW: Nine Husbands

[David Brown]

> >> >>
> >> >> A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced
> >> >> nine husbands
> >> >>
> >> >> On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be
> >> >>gentle,  I'm still a virgin".
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> "What?" Said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been
> >> >>married nine times?
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> "Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me
> >> >>how great it's going to
> >>be.
> >> >>
> >> >> Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure
> how
> 
> >> >>it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and
> get
> 
> >> >>back to me.
> >> >>
> >> >> Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked
> out
> 
> >> >> diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
> >> >>
> >> >> Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the
> >> >> order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
> >> >>
> >> >> Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but
> >> >> wanted three years to research, implement, and design a
> >>
> >> >>new
> >> >> state-of-the-art method.
> >> >>
> >> >> Husband #6 ! was from Finance and Administration; he thought he
> >> >> knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
> >> >>
> >> >> Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was
> >> >> never sure how to position it.
> >> >>
> >> >> Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.
> >> >>
> >> >> Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
> >> >>
> >> >> But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"
> >> >>
> >> >> "Good," said the husband, "but,
> >>why?"
> >> >>
> >> >> "You're a Tax Man...... This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> Happy Tax time!