[Mishmash] FW: so this is what they do in Florida ???

[David Brown]

This is one of the funniest things I have read in years.  Poor Hoochie
though.

 

 


THIS ONE SENT ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR WITH LAUGHTER!!! 
Hey mom...i hope this wasn't one of your neighbors!!!

arlene



>From a Florida Paper .........


  "When Nathan Radlich's house was burgled, thieves left his TV, his VCR,
and even left his watch. What they did take was "generic white
 cardboard box filled with greyish-white powder." (That at least is the way
the police described it.) A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said
"that it looked similar to cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit
the big time."

 Then Nathan stood in front of the TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars:
"Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude.
 She died three years ago."

 Well, the next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a drug dealer known as
Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there
too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained. And there was  this note. It
said: "Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie.  Sorry we
snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day."





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