[Mishmash] Fwd: The Purina Diet

[Robyne Kerr]

>love it!





>Too funny not to share!
>
>>I was in Wal Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador
>>Retrievers and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I
>>had a dog. Duh!
>>On impulse, I told her that No, I was starting The Purina Diet again,
>>although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital
>>last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive
>>care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both
>>arms.
>>I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it
>>works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat
>>one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is
>>nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
>>I have to mention here practically everyone in the line was by now
>>enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.
>>Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and
>>was that why I ended up in the hospital.
>>I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a
>>car hit me......
>>I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.
>>
>>giggle
>
>
>_______________________________________________
>Mishmash mailing list
>Mishmash at mishmash.net
>http://mishmash.net/mailman/listinfo/mishmash_mishmash.net