[Mishmash] Fwd: The Purina Diet

[Carole]

you mean it's not?  then what am i going to do with the rest of this dogie
chow?
cb
 
-------Original Message-------
 
From: Hugh Gigante
Date: 3/15/2007 6:33:32 AM
To: Mishmash
Subject: Re: [Mishmash] Fwd: The Purina Diet
 
Great.
 
The very sad part is someone will believe the diet is real.
 
Hugh
----- Original Message -----
From: "Susan Flewelling" <kmm at nucleus.com>
To: <mishmash at mishmash.net>
Sent: Wednesday, March 14, 2007 10:01 PM
Subject: [Mishmash] Fwd: The Purina Diet
 
 
> Too funny not to share!
>
>>I was in Wal Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador
>>Retrievers and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I
>>had a dog. Duh!
>>On impulse, I told her that No, I was starting The Purina Diet again,
>>although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital
>>last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive
>>care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both
>>arms.
>>I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it
>>works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat
>>one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is
>>nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
>>I have to mention here practically everyone in the line was by now
>>enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.
>>Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and
>>was that why I ended up in the hospital.
>>I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a
>>car hit me......
>>I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.
>>
>>giggle
>
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