[Mishmash] Downtown to run a few errands

[Hugh Gigante]

Can't wait to try it later!

 

From: mishmash-bounces at mishmash.net [mailto:mishmash-bounces at mishmash.net]
On Behalf Of Fred Atkinson
Sent: Friday, June 19, 2009 8:03 PM
To: Mishmash
Subject: [Mishmash] Downtown to run a few errands

 

The other day I went downtown to run a few errands.
I went into the local Coffee shop for a snack.
I was only there for about 5 minutes,
and when I came out, there was this cop writing out a
parking ticket.

 

I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a
retired person a break?'
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

 

His lack of sensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi'.
He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for
having worn tires.

 

So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut-eating
Gestapo...'
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield
with the first.

 

Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote.

 

Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on
the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had one of
those bumper stickers that said, "Obama in '08."

 

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
The doctor tells me that it's important to my health. 

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