[Mishmash] The Haircut
Fred Atkinson
fatkinson at mishmash.com
Tue Oct 5 20:09:05 CDT 2010
This is good.
Fred
> The Haircut
>
>One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he
>asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money
>from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was
>pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the
>next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting
>for him at his door.
>
>Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his
>bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you ,
>I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left
>the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there
>was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
>
>Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay
>his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from
>you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was
>very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went
>to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
>
>And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
>the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
>
>BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!
>
>If you don't forward this you have no sense of humor. Nothing bad
>will happen, however, you must live with yourself knowing that
>laughter is not in your future. Now send it to everyone you know
>
>
>
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