[Mishmash] Occupy Golf

Fred Atkinson fatkinson at mishmash.com
Thu Mar 1 18:47:07 CST 2012


Folks,

         A fellow I know sent me this.

         It really makes the point.

         Regards,



                                                         Fred

>Occupy Golf
>I am a member of golf's lower 99%.
>
>I am an indifferent golfer, and there's no way I could ever make it 
>to the professional level. Never put in the practice time to be the 
>best. Never had the shots, skills, or mental toughness to make it in 
>the sport. I just never felt like working all that hard at it.
>
>However, I feel I should be paid by the top 1% of golfers for what I 
>do. It isn't fair that those players who have worked harder, have 
>studied the game, have better equipment and are more skilled and 
>dedicated should make all that BIG money.
>
>Where's my share? I m a Victim!
>
>The top 1% should pay for my club memberships and green fees and 
>lessons, buy me new clubs, balls, clothes and shoes, and pay me some 
>of their winnings. They can afford it. They are The Rich. The whole 
>system should be changed to accommodate people like me.
>
>Let's occupy a golf course and demand that those who are better at 
>what they do pay for us, who generally suck.
>
>Whining should get us something, like the cover of Time Magazine and 
>public sympathy!  Maybe a law or two from legislators who want our votes.
>
>It's just not fair, why all the unfairness. I demand fairness.
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