[Rebels1972] Nine Husbands

[Fred Atkinson]

    A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced nine
husbands

    On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle,
I'm still a virgin".

    "What?" Said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married
nine times?

    "Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how
great it's going to be.

    Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was
supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

    Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

    Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order,
he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

    Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted
three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art
method.

    Husband #6 ! was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew
how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

    Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
sure how to position it.

    Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.

    Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

    But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"

    "Good," said the husband, "but, why?"

    "You're a Tax Man...... This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"

    Happy Tax time!