[Rebels1972] FW: Fwd: The Pentagon announced TODAY ...

[Tony Nichols]

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of 
 
 
 
 
 
    a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the : 
 
 
    United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) 
 
 
    
 
   These mostly Southern boys will be dropped off into   Afghanistan  and
will be given only the following facts about the Taliban and terrorists: 
 
   
1. The season opened today.
 2. There is no limit.
 3. They taste just like chicken. 
 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
 
The Pentagon expects the problem in   Afghanistan  to be over by Friday.
 
Applications are available at your local 
 Wal-Mart sporting goods counter. 

 




 

 

 

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