[Rebels1972] When bin Laden Arrived in Heaven

[Fred Atkinson]

	When Osama bin Laden arrived in heaven to be judged, George 
Washington came out to meet him.

	He said, "How dare you attack the nation that I fathered?" and 
proceeded to beat him to a bloody pulp.

	Then Thomas Jefferson came out to meet him.  He said, "How dare you 
attack the nation that I helped to create and write the Declaration 
of Indedependence for?".

	And Jefferson beat him to a bloody pulp.

	Famous patriots kept coming out and beating him too.  Some poured 
tar and feathers on him.

	This continued for a while.

	When it was finally over, God came out to see him.

	Osama said, "But Allah!  This isn't what you said would happen when 
I got here?".

	And God said, "Didn't I tell you that you would be attended to by 
seventy-two Virginians?".