[Singles] FW: Good Advice

[Kathy Jones]

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From: Kathy Morris [khmor at flash.net]
Sent: Monday, August 13, 2012 12:33 PM
Subject: Fwd: Good Advice




Christian One Liners

Don't let your worries get the
best of you, remember, Moses started
out as a basket case.

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Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited
until you try to sit in their pews.

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Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.

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It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

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The good Lord didn't create anything
without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

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When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.

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People are funny; they want
the front of the bus,
the middle of the road,
and
the back of the church.

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Opportunity may knock once, but temptation
bangs on your front door forever.

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Quit griping about your church;
if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

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If the church wants a better pastor,
it only needs to pray for the one it has.

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God Himself
does not propose
to judge a man until he is dead.
So why should you?

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Some minds are like concrete:
thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

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Peace starts with a smile.

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I don't know why some people
change churches; what difference does
it make which one you stay home from?

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A lot of church members who
are singing "Standing on the Promises"
are just sittingon the premises.

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We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
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Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them.

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Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

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Don't put a question mark where God put a period.

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Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.

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Forbidden fruits create many jams.

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God doesn't call the qualified,
He qualifies the called.

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God grades on the cross, not the curve.

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God loves everyone, but probably prefers
"fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"

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God promises:
a safe landing,
not a calm passage.

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He who angers you,
controls you!

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If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!

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Prayer:

Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!

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The task ahead of us
is never
as great
as the Power behind us.

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The Will of God
never takes you
to where
the Grace of God will not protect you.

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We don't change the message,
the message changes us.

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You can tell how big a person is
 by what it takes to discourage him.
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The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:

1 cross + 3 nails=4 given.

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