[Singles] FW: SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS

[Katherine Jones]

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From: Dennise Mendez
Sent: Wednesday, January 25, 2012 9:07 AM
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Subject: FW: SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS


  SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS


In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population.
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."
Which means: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have shit in it."
The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."
The rancher replied: "Use both hands



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