[Singles] FW: Panties size 20

[Kathy Jones]

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From: dfulfer at tx.rr.com [dfulfer at tx.rr.com]
Sent: Monday, September 24, 2012 6:52 PM
Subject: Panties size 20

> >    CAN TAMPONS SAVE YOUR LIFE?        YES IF YOU GET SHOT!
> >
> >                         Panties size 20...
> >                         *Please read the whole thing....You'll love it!*
> >                         True story
> >                         *Be reminded that "God Works in Mysterious Ways "*
> >                         *Tampons (A TRUE STORY) *
> >                         *Tampons to the rescue in Iraq !! Don't worry,
> >                         it's a good story, and worth reading. It's
> >                         even humorous in parts. It's from the mother
> >                         of a Marine in Iraq .*
> >
> >                         *My son told me how wonderful the care
> >                         packages we had sent them from the ladies
> >                         auxiliary were and wanted me to tell everyone
> >                         thank you. *
> >
> >                         *He said that one guy we'll call Marine X, got
> >                         a female care package and everyone was giving
> >                         him a hard time. My son said, 'Marine X got
> >                         some really nice smelling lotion and everyone
> >                         really likes it, so every time he goes to
> >                         sleep they steal it from him.' I told my son I
> >                         was really sorry about the mistake, and if he
> >                         wanted I would send Marine X another package.
> >                         He told me not to worry about Marine X,
> >                         because every time I send something to him, he
> >                         shares it with Marine X. *
> >
> >                         *He said when my husband and I sent the last
> >                         care package, Marine X came over to his cot
> >                         picked up the box, started fishing through it,
> >                         and said, 'What'd we get this time?' *
> >
> >                         *But my son said they had the most fun with
> >                         Marine X's package. He said he wasn't sure who
> >                         it was supposed to go to, but the panties were
> >                         size 20, and he said one of the guys got on
> >                         top of the Humvee and jumped off with the
> >                         panties over his head and yelled, 'Look at me,
> >                         I'm an Airborne Ranger!!!!' *
> >
> >                         *One of the guys connected the panties to an
> >                         antenna and it blew in the wind like a
> >                         windsock. He said it entertained them for
> >                         quite awhile. Then of course. . . they had
> >                         those tampons. When he brought this up, my
> >                         imagination just went running, but he continued. *
> >
> >                         *My son said they had to go on a mission and
> >                         Marine X wanted the Chap-Stick and lotion for
> >                         the trip. He grabbed a bunch of the items from
> >                         his care package and got in the Humvee. As
> >                         luck would have it, he grabbed the tampons
> >                         too, and my son said everyone was teasing him
> >                         about 'not forgetting his feminine hygiene
> >                         products.' *
> >
> >                         *He said things went well for a while, then
> >                         the convoy was ambushed and a Marine was shot.
> >                         He said the wound was pretty clean, but it was
> >                         deep. He said they were administering first
> >                         aid but couldn't get the bleeding to slow
> >                         down, and someone said, 'Hey! Use Marine X's
> >                         tampons!' My son said they put the tampon in
> >                         the wound. At this point my son profoundly
> >                         told me, 'Mom, did you know that tampons
> >                         expand?’ ('Well....yeah!') *
> >
> >                         *They successfully slowed the bleeding until
> >                         the guy got better medical attention. When
> >                         they went to check on him later, the surgeon
> >                         told them, 'You guys saved his life. If you
> >                         hadn't stopped that bleeding he would have
> >                         bled to death.' My Son said, 'Mom, the tampons
> >                         sent by the Marine Moms by mistake saved a
> >                         Marine's life.'*
> >
> >                         *At this point I asked him, 'Well, what did
> >                         you do with the rest of the tampons?' *
> >
> >                         *He said, 'Oh, we divided them up and we all
> >                         have them in our flak jackets, and I kept two
> >                         for our first aid kit.' *
> >
> >                         *I am absolutely amazed by the ingenuity of
> >                         our Marines. I can't believe that something
> >                         that started out as a mistake then turned into
> >                         a joke, ended up saving someone's life. My
> >                         sister said she doesn't believe in mistakes.
> >                         She believes God had a plan all along. She
> >                         believes that 'female care package' was sent
> >                         to Marine X to save our Marine. *
> >
> >                         *Either way, our efforts have boosted the
> >                         morale of many Marines, provided much needed
> >                         items for our troops, AND saved the life of a
> >                         Marine! God bless every one of you for your
> >                         efforts and hard work, and God bless our
> >                         Marines, Army, Navy, Air Force and all our
> >                         military service personnel.*
> >                         *GOD BLESS AMERICA AND KEEP IT SAFE!*
> >
> >                         *I'm not breaking this one. If I get it a 1000
> >                         times, I'll forward it a 1000 times! Let us
> >                         pray... Prayer chain for our Military.. Don't
> >                         break it! Please send this on after a short
> >                         prayer. Prayer for our soldiers. Don't break it! *
> >
> >                         *Prayer: 'Lord, hold our troops in your loving
> >                         hands. Protect them as they protect us. . . .
> >                         Bless them and their families for the selfless
> >                         acts they perform for us in our time of need.
> >                         In Jesus' name, Amen.' *
> >
> >
> >                         *Prayer Request: When you receive this, please
> >                         stop for a moment and say a prayer for our
> >                         troops around the world. *