[Singles] FW: Reindeer

[Kathy Jones]

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From: Olivia Bernal
Sent: Thursday, December 19, 2013 10:03 AM
To: Darlene Bernal (darlene at lcat.net); Laurie Mullins; Kathy Jones; Vanessa Robles; Marlena Metzgar; Stacey Sanchez; Susana Rodriguez; Patricia Bianco; Edna Zuniga; smartinez at wsfcu.org; Sylvia Martinez; Betsy Armijo; Cindy Esqueda; Carla Guerra; Olga Valenzuela; Patricia Monge; Delia Hauserman
Subject: FW: Reindeer



Olivia Bernal

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REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.

Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known…...

ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.


A MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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