[Singles] Fw: Fwd: Fwd: It's the tortoise life for me

[Karen Jakeway]

From: Jenna Kidd 
Sent: Saturday, January 19, 2013 6:25 PM
To: undisclosed-recipients:
Subject: Fwd: Fwd: It's the tortoise life for me





           RETIRED HEALTH MESSAGE

                                                                            
                 It's the tortoise life for me 

            1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal;

            2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat;

            3. A rabbit runs and hops, yet only lives 15 years;

            4. A tortoise doesn't run, does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.

            And you tell me to exercise? I don't think so. I'm retired. Go around me.

            5. God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.

            Now that I'm older, here's what I've discovered:

            1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it;

            2. My wild oats have turned into all-bran;

            3. I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart;

            4. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded;

            5. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded;

            6. If all is not lost, where is it?

            7. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser;

            8. Some days, you're the dog; other days you're the hydrant;

            9. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few;

            10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents;

            11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids;

            12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere;

            13. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom;

            14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees;

            15. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone want to play chess?

            16. It's not hard to meet expenses; they're everywhere;

            17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth;

            18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter. I go somewhere to get something, then wonder what I'm hereafter;

            19. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded;

            20. Did I send these to you before?

             
            Happy and Healthy 2013

              
              
              

           
       

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