[Singles] FW: EIGHT THOUGHTS TO PONDER

[Kathy Jones]

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From: Sandi Zelsmann [szelsmann at verizon.net]
Sent: Sunday, October 27, 2013 3:54 PM
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Subject: FW: EIGHT THOUGHTS TO PONDER






Subject: Fwd: EIGHT THOUGHTS TO PONDER



EIGHT THOUGHTS TO PONDER

Number 8

Life is sexually transmitted.


Number 7

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.


Number 6

Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. If you see a gleam in his eyes, do some baking .


Number 5

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet or a Smart Phone, and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years


Number 4

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.


Number 3

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.


Number 2

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.


And The Number 1 Thought

Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--
what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.


- - - and as someone recently said to me:

"Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."







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