[Singles] Fw: 2.99 Special
Karen Jakeway
kjakeway at zianet.com
Sat Aug 17 17:45:31 CDT 2013
From: Margaret Rushing
Sent: Saturday, August 17, 2013 2:17 PM
To: Undisclosed-Recipient:;
Subject: Fw: 2.99 Special
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$2.99 SPECIAL
I love it..............
If you are a senior
You will understand this one;
If you deal with seniors,
This should help you understand them
A little better,
And if you are not a senior yet........
God willing, someday you will be......
The 2.99 Special
We went to breakfast at a restaurant
Where the 'seniors' special' was
Two eggs, bacon, hash browns
And toast for $2.99.
'Sounds good,' my wife said.
'But I don't want the eggs..'
'Then, I'll have to charge you $3.49
Because you're ordering a la carte,'
The waitress warned her.
'You mean I'd have to pay for
Not taking the eggs?'
My wife asked incredulously.
'YES!' stated the waitress..
'I'll take the special then,' my wife said..
'How do you want your eggs?'
The waitress asked.
'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied.
She took the two eggs home
And baked a cake.
DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!
WE'VE been around
The block more than once!
Send this to the Seniors in your life.
I'm sure they'll appreciate it!
Even non-seniors will appreciate it!
Always laugh when you can -
it's cheaper than medicine !!!
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