[Singles] Fw: Kids in Church

[Karen Jakeway]

From: rjmurphy 
Sent: Friday, March 15, 2013 7:34 AM
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Subject: Fw: Kids in Church


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From: Sterling Carter 
To: Janice Humphrey ; rjmurphy ; Tom Pearce ; Peggy and Travis Lee 
Sent: Thursday, March 14, 2013 3:18 PM
Subject: Fwd: Kids in Church




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Date: Thu, Mar 14, 2013 at 12:44 PM
Subject: Fwd: Kids in Church
To: Janice Jones <j_jones at grandecom.net>, "David,Jen" <davidandjen at nts-online.net>, Ditto <herrags23 at msn.com>, Judith Carter <mudhole at wildblue.net>, Tom Pearce <tep at windstream.net>, S REOME <sreome at msn.com>














                          



                        KIDS IN  CHURCH ?..
                        3-year-old Reese  : 
                        'Our Father, Who does  art in heaven, 
                        Harold is His name. 
                        Amen.' 
                        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  


                        A little boy was overheard praying:
                        'Lord, if you  can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. 
                        I'm having a  real good time like I am.' 


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                        After the christening of his baby brother  in church, 
                        Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of  the car. 
                        His father asked him three times what was  wrong.
                        Finally, the boy replied, 
                        'That preacher said he  wanted us brought up in a Christian home, 
                        And I wanted to stay  with you  guys.'


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                        One  particular four-year-old prayed,
                        'And forgive us our trash  baskets
                        As we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.'  


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                        A  Sunday school teacher asked her children as they 
                        Were on the  way to church service, 
                        'And why is it necessary to be quiet in  church?' 
                        One bright little girl replied, 
                        'Because people  are sleeping.'  


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                        A  mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.  
                        The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.  
                        Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. 
                        'If  Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
                        'Let my brother have the  first pancake, I can wait.' 
                        Kevin turned to his younger  brother and said,
                        ' Ryan , you be Jesus !'  


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                        A  father was at the beach with his children 
                        When the  four-year-old son ran up to him,
                        Grabbed his hand, and led him  to the shore
                        Where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
                        'Daddy,  what happened to him?' the son asked. 
                        'He died and went to  Heaven,' the Dad replied. 
                        The boy thought a moment and then  said, 
                        'Did God throw him back  down?'
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                        A wife  invited some people to dinner.
                        At the table, she turned to  their six-year-old daughter and said, 
                        'Would you like to say  the blessing?'
                        'I wouldn't know what to say,' the girl  replied.. 
                        'Just say what you hear Mommy say,' the wife  answered 
                        The daughter bowed her head and said, 
                        'Lord, why  on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?'  
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                        Peace, love  and happiness 


                        This is a  Thomas Kinkaid painting. It's rumored to carry a miracle! 
                        They  say if you pass this on, you will receive a miracle.
                        I am passing this on because I thought  it was lovely, and besides, who couldn't use a miracle?!   


                         
                         
                         
                         
                         




                       
                              
                       
               
     



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Kenna 
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