[Singles] Fw: Fwd: Fwd: Fw: Texting codes for Seniors

[Karen Jakeway]

From: Jenna Kidd 
Sent: Friday, March 15, 2013 11:29 AM
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Subject: Fwd: Fwd: Fw: Texting codes for Seniors




  Subj: Fw: Texting codes for Seniors


  If you haven't had your te-he for the day, here it is.   Some of you aren't Seniors yet, but this is funny.   LOL

  Subject: Fw: Texting codes for Seniors 


    









        Young  people have theirs,now Seniors have their own texting  codes:

        *  ATD- At the  Doctor's
        * BFF  - Best Friends Funeral
        * BTW- Bring the  Wheelchair
        * BYOT - Bring Your Own  Teeth

        * CBM- Covered by  Medicare
        * CUATSC- See You at the Senior  Center

        * DWI- Driving While  Incontinent
        * FWIW - Forgot Where I  Was

        * GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

        * GHA - Got  Heartburn Again
        * HGBM - Had Good Bowel  Movement

        * LMDO- Laughing My Dentures  Out

        * LOL- Living on  Lipitor
        * OMSG - Oh My! Sorry,  Gas

        * TOT- Texting on  Toilet

        * WAITT - Who Am I Talking  To?

        Hope these help. 
        GGLKI (Gotta  Go, Laxative Kicking  in!) 


        Randy

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